Review: Pet Semetary (2019)




Time once again to return to our old friend Stephen King.

Our friend from the apparently eternally-haunted state of Maine has had countless adaptations of his work over the years—from the iconic like Carrie, the charming like Stand By Me, uneven but memorable like 2017’s It, the so-so like Christine…and then the absolute bullshit, like the offensively redundant 2013 version of Carrie. Or The Dark Tower. Or whatever the hell Dreamcatcher was all about. So with that in mind, I came to this new version of Pet Semetary with some interest after seeing the trailers. I didn’t see the original adaptation and have only just started the book, so I went in with clean expectations. Does this going to wow audiences like It, or should be it discarded like the green snot from Tommyknockers?

Jason Clarke, who I last saw in First Man and am glad see looks less like an ersatz for Tarantino than in Genisys, plays a doctor that moves into a pleasant home with his family out by the woods. It’s a horror film, so we all know inevitably something eldritch, gore-seeking, or mildly unpleasant is going to lie beyond anything thicker than a hedge. And with that in mind, things soon start to get creepy as Clarke spots strange masked processions entering the trees, weird visions start occurring, and eventually, the family cat Church suffers a grisly fate. John Lithgrow plays a friendly neighbor who, in desperation, offers to take Clarke to a weird spot beyond the woods that can fix things—but only in a certain way.

The film gets off to a decent start—Clarke’s family feel relatable enough, and their daughter Ellie, played by Jele Laurence, is exuberant enough that certain events further on do hit hard. Lithgrow is definitely the standout—you do get to like his character and all the material he gets, he plays with conviction. Clarke himself is slightly less even, but I did emphasize with his doctor as the film starts to ramp up the intensity. And despite some slightly shoddy greenscreen at times, there is an atmosphere that is gradually built up, which I like; there’s a few nice drone shots of forest to set the tone.

But this turns out to be a film where the buildup is more enjoyable than the payoff. Things start to get a lot more predictable in the final third, and some things are never really properly resolved—those masked kids in the marketing all look cool and creepy, but don’t expect them to amount to anything. Neither are a few nicely macabre ideas occasionally bought up in the proceedings. There’s one moment that really makes the desired impact, but from that point on, it just sort of stumbles along and comes to a kind of a crap ending that doesn’t feel like any sort of resolution.

In some ways, this one reminds me of Hereditary, in more ways than one; both films I felt were definitely all about the buildup, and while the former’s ultimate reveal fell slightly flat on me, it was still on the whole definitely better done than this film. That’s not to say Pet Semetary is completely without merit, but I definitely went away feeling like I’ve seen better. For everything it does right, like the suitably disgusting and detestable resurrected cat, there’s something that feels lacking, like Obssa Ahmed as some sort of spirit guide to Clarke that amounts to…not much at all.

Overall, Pet Semetary isn’t a load of pointless half-assed bullshit like 2013’s Carrie, nor is it going to be a crowd-pleaser horror extravaganza like It. If you like slow-burning creepy flicks, this one might be worth a watch at home, but I’d suggest stopping before the end and making up your own. In the wide spectrum of quality that Stephen King flicks inhabit, this one falls somewhere in the middle; like Cujo it definitely could’ve been done better, but at least it won’t completely cause you Misery.

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