Review: Men in Black International (2019)




Remember Men in Black? I sure do, flashy thingies notwithstanding.

1997’s buddy cop movie with a difference was something that came out at just the right time—Will Smith was top of his game after blowing up even more aliens in Independence Day, and as the biggest star of the time, he tapped into the nineties X-Files clad zeitgeist that obsessed over UFOs and old conspiracy lore. And to make it even better, it all came with a deadpan humorous tone, that still holds up very nicely today. As with something like Ghostbusters, there was just the right balance of serious stakes and goofing around—with Tommy Lee Jones unsmiling humor being just the cherry on top.

The followups…weren’t as great. 2002’s Men in Black II was mostly a redundant cash-in sequel, with a lot of similar jokes and similar setup. Watched by itself, it’s passable I guess, but not something I’d bother too strongly with. A whole decade later, Men in Black III proved an improved instalment—still not on the level of the first, but it tried a different sort of storyline with time travel and a greatly entertaining Jemaine Clement as a vengeful alien assassin. Not a classic by any means, but amusingly watchable. And that brings us to a fourth part, with a brand new cast, and a brand new focus—does it continue to improve, or are you better off calling Mulder and Scully?

This time around, we have Tessa Thompson as a UFO obsessive stumbling into MIB headquarters and pretty much straight into a black suit, and sent out to the suede-clad organization’s London branch to meet more experienced agent Chris Hemsworth. The leads are…fine. Thompson does her best with what she has, and Hemsworth plays basically every character he’s played lately, namely a slightly doofy schmuck with flashes of competence. It’s adequate, but definitely not as classic as Jones and Smith. Liam Neeson also shows up as the head of the London branch, growling and snapping as he often does, and while he lends his scenes a certain gravitas, it still doesn’t pop.

The storyline is somewhat interesting on paper—there’s a new ruse played with the idea of the titular organization having been infiltrated, but the red herring is obvious enough that you’ll probably work it out. As such, Hemsworth and Thompson have to think more creatively as they go from Morocco to Italy to Paris. The action is…fine. Nothing incredible, but there’s some nicely colorful raygun exchanges, and French dancers Les Twins play a pair of alien interlopers with some very memorable designs. Seriously, their look is easily the most creative and awesome element of the entire film.

Oh, and Kumail Nanjiani also voices a small thimble-sized alien soldier that latches onto Thompson as her sidekick. You…may find him annoying, but he’s no Jar Jar at least.

Overall, I’d put the film as just under Men in Black III; it’s nothing I’d say you should rush out and see, but I must admit I did chuckle at parts, and it might be worth a watch on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Now, what gets interesting is something I found out after I saw it—namely the litany of production issues it had, with creative minds being switched in and out. This sort of thing also happened with Dark Phoenix, and as this one didn’t turn out nearly such a mess, I guess I should be thankful.

So, it’s, eh, okay. I probably won’t rush to rewatch it, but at least I’m not craving a neuralyzer right now.

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