Class of '84: Red Dawn




Just for the hell of it, I’m going back to thirty-five years ago—1984, the year that gave us striking but baffling advertisements for Apple, the unholiness of the MTV awards was born, and in some places, certain political figures may have made the ghost of Orwell slightly uncomfortable after all. Above all, ’84 was certainly an interesting year for cinema—be it popular blockbusters like Ghostbusters and Temple of Doom, but there were also many distinct flicks, good bad or weird, in the middle. I’ll be making a series of cursory looks at some of the ones that stand out…

First up comes one that in many ways encapsulates one of the great concerns of the decade, besides ballooning budgets for hair stylizing and the debilitating effects of bad Atari games: Red Dawn. It touched on the omnipresent fear in the west of COMMUNISM, and the accompanying sword of Damocles that was a potential World War Three. The man who decided to take on this topic, having given us Brando-bought ramblings on Vietnam in Apocalypse Now, was John Milius. As I mentioned in my retrospective of that film, Milius may be a little bit unhinged, but an interesting person nevertheless—sometimes coming off as jingoistic yet deeply cynical about his country at the same time.

But the movie itself doesn’t go for such introspection, at least not immediately—no, we’re immediately greeted to our group of high schoolers led by heartthrob of the time Patrick Swayze, whose ass would be a desired trophy for bad guys by the time we got to Road House. Barely moments after that, Soviet paratroopers land and start shooting up the school—expending thousands of rounds of ammunition and rockets deep behind enemy lines for a not very strategic target. You could assume some very dark comedy in that they went off course and assumed it to be an oddly set up SEAL training facility or something, given that military competence on all sides isn’t shown to be that great.

Swayze and his group of course escape and hole up in the mountains, while their sleepy Colorado town becomes, inexplicably, a major point for a massive Soviet-Cuban invasion force. While the realities of the USSR’s military capacities weren’t fully known at the time, it’s not hard to laugh at the scenario presented even as given in the film—the Cubans somehow drove tanks 600 miles all the way from Mexico without even getting stuck in traffic around Albuquerque. There’s some handwaving, but the movie paints the US armed forces as oddly impotent. All we ever see of them are a single helicopter, jet fighter, and tank apiece, with allusions to front lines that don’t seem to move.

Nevertheless, what makes Red Dawn interesting is that it isn’t really an ooh-rah commie shooting fest all the way, believe it or not. There’s conflicting reports as to whether the studio toned down Milius’ jingoism or indeed added more in, and honestly, I feel it’s closer to the latter. In Apocalypse Now, Milius certainly didn’t mince words about the madness of war and his thoughts on the US prosecuting it; likewise, Red Dawn actually has some sympathetic moments for the communist invaders that contrast Swayze and co mowing them down. There’s soldiers goofing off at tourist landmarks, and the main antagonist is a Cuban colonel who’s just kind of doing his job for the most part, writing weary letters back home and all. This all contrasts sharply with the cartoonishly evil paratroopers at the start and other moments, but while this means a not entirely consistent tone, it’s not as comically black and white as say the Rambo sequels or any Chuck Norris movie.

Anyhoo, Swayze turns out to be a good hand at being a guerrilla shooter because he hunted some deer a couple of times or something, and as such he and his teenage partisans officially name themselves the Wolverines, because litigation from Marvel is a moot point when the Reds are everywhere. There’s many scenes of them mowing down Warsaw Pact soldiers and being hilariously badass, with performances ranging from ‘alright’ to ‘cornier than a Reagan speech’. A downed pilot gives them an extra helping hand, leading to one moment that’s definitely Milius where the group agonizes over executing a captive Soviet who remains defiant to the end. Once again, the film veers from flag-waving commie-hunting to something that tries to be surprisingly dark and poignant—with mixed results.

Eventually, shit gets real, the Reds buy a clue, and just hunt down the Wolverines with helicopter gunships, leading to a bloody ending. There is an ending that shows the US eventually won—well, I guess despite their uselessness, the Soviets were little better—but that the monument to the heroes themselves is barely visited, once again leaving us with that feeling of the studio making a good patriotic film for the Ronnie Ragyun era kludged with the grimness Milius liked so much. The film is more than a little silly, veers around in tone, and very much a product of its time, but you can get some chuckles out of it in the way you can some good ol’ eighties action--and at least a little insight into the diciest years of the Cold War.

There was a pointless remake in 2012 that didn’t even have the excuse of a zeitgeist where people were actually afraid of a conflict with the Red Menace; indeed, the filmmakers had to shift invaders from China to North Korea of all people. The original wasn’t high art either but at least there was something there, and it gives you a look at the feelings of an era gone by. Whether you want to laugh at Swayze mowing down Spetsnaz or genuinely cheer the Wolverines on, this one might be worth a beer-infused watch.

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